I know it's my first, but port should always end on a good note, I think.

At any rate, between the alcohol and the tainted sweets and the deranged cupids and the hearts and learning the true meaning of Narcissism, thank you Ghost of Valentine's-Never-Going-To-Happen-Ever-Again, it wasn't all that bad.

Actually I lied. It was fantastic.

( Private to Inara, Ten, Five, Martha )